illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

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esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

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"I'd tell my 13-year-old self that the things you think are your  weaknesses are actually going to turn out to be your strengths"

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